28 April 2009

Walt Disney's Comics Digest #32 - December 1971


I moved some books today, glanced at the stack of digest comics in my hand, and froze. This particular digest touted a tour of WDW's Magic Kingdom by Disney characters. Wow! Apparently I've had this for years. Let's have a look inside, shall we?

Well, I'll look inside and tell you what I see. It'll be quicker.

We get a page of the characters to be involved in the various stories and then they break into the individual lands.

Minnie, Goofy, and Pluto eagerly visit Fantasyland. They ride the Teacups, Dumbo ride, and Peter Pan's Flight. The heights in Peter Pan scare Goofy and Pluto but Minnie explains that everything in Fantasyland is exciting but always safe. After a trip through Mister Toad's Wild Ride, they meet up with Jiminy Cricket, who 'practically runs things'. He takes them through Snow White's Adventures. Goofy and Pluto get scared by the Witch and run off, abandoning the cars and track (not recommended). Minnie's calls remind them that everything is safe and they relax. However, they're now lost in the caves. Suddenly Goofy and Pluto find themselves in a green garden... in Wonderland! Jiminy goes looking for them and finds the special tunnel the boys followed. Wonderland is mixed with Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Snow White, and Peter Pan, meaning that there's a REAL Fantasyland hidden within the rides of the Magic Kingdom's Fantasyland. Goofy runs afoul of the Red Queen and is sent on a mission to collect a poisoned apple from the Wicked Witch. While he collects the recipe, Goofy gets captured. Jiminy and Pluto escape to get help. The Dwarves and Wonderland residents get dusted with fairy dust by Tinkerbell, allowing them to fly over the moat to access the Witch's castle. There the Witch is introduced to fairy dust and thinks a happy thought, allowing her to fly. Outside, the dust is washed from the Witch and she plummets to the moat, becoming occupied by swimming away from the crocodiles there. The Red Queen declares our hero Sir Goofy. Hearing Minnie's voice, the boys return to her. She's cross that they abandoned her but they really can't explain what happened to her.

Mickey and Donald head to Frontierland to meet up with the stars of the Country Bear Jamboree. Three of the bears are missing. It turns out that they are off having a picnic and don't want to come to work today. The story is a long chase scene with Mickey, Donald, and bear Henry in hot pursuit. The use the railroad, Davy Crockett canoes, and stagecoaches to chase. Eventually, Henry catches the slacker bears on Mike Fink's Keel Boat and takes them back to work.

Uncle Scrooge takes April, May, and June (Daisy's nieces, the female Huey, Louie, and Dewey) to Main Street, U.S.A. because he wants the bargain prices of 1900. The girls explain that the land may be set in the past but the prices are up to date (so true!). The great genius Professor Ludwig Von Drake has invented a Time Camera and sends the five of them back in time to the 1900s. Uncle Scrooge is in heaven sending pennies for games and sodas. He realizes the soda bottles are rare in their time, worth $10 apiece. He madly begins collecting them, buying out the soda fountain and giving away the soda so he can keep the bottles. The Professor explains that the Camera can't take the bottles back as it's not set up to do that, only items held on their person with return with them. Upset, Scrooge accidentally crashes the cart of bottles into a streetcar, breaking them all. Luckily the girls returned their bottles for the penny deposit and the old coins are worth $100 in 'the year we're going to'. Scrooge remains happy.

Mickey and his nephews, Ferdie and Morty, go to Tomorrowland where they meet up with inventor Gyro Gearloose. He has invented a motor that will turn anything into a rocketship and proves it by the Rocket to the Moon ride into a real Rocket to the moon. He also has pills of compressed air they take in order to survive the lack of oxygen. They pass a car with a trailer in the upper atmosphere and Gyro mused that this must be the individual that stole his other motor. It's Mickey villain Pete, on his way to the moon in order to paint it black, planning to extort money from the writers of love songs who will be lost without moonlight to inspire them. Mickey and the gang stop this plot and capture the bad guys, who are forced to clean up the black spot on the moon they created. At the end of the story, Ferdie and Morty wake up. They hadn't been able to sleep last night due to the excitement over going to the Magic Kingdom and the sorry has all been their dream. They ride Rocket to the Moon again so they can actually see it.

Grandma Duck takes Huey, Dewey, and Louie to Liberty Square to see the Hall of Presidents. Instead of a story with the ducks, we get a reprint of an older Gold Key biography of George Washington.

Daisy and Donald take the Jungle Cruise in Adventureland. The cruise reminds Donald of an adventure he once had with his nephews and Uncle Scrooge. He retells the story (which might be a reprint, I'm not sure) of their hunt for a white elephant. In the end, they miss out on the elephant but return with Africa Fleas and open a Flea Circus instead. Daisy has been paying attention to the ride and not Donald's story. They decide to stay on the ride as Donald missed the whole thing telling his story.

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