15 October 2009

An Open Letter to that Random Scammer

I don't know how you got ahold of my bank account information and that displeases me to no end. Considering the letter I got a month ago, I'm guessing it was part of a larger database break-in when you stole a number of bits of account information. Or maybe you just bought the information from another jerk with too much time on his hands and limited ethics. Whatever.

Thanks for stealing my information and signing up for some sort of pornographic website. Very nice of you to make me put on my adult shoes and run to the bank to stop all this nonsense. This was a fun way to spend my early evening. Lovely.

Eat a rock and die you jerk.

Love,

-Steve

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