Wax Paper Makes Me Think of Mel Brooks

Thank you, thank you, and thank you!

Once upon a time, two peanuts were walking down the street and one walked into a bar.

(Wait, that can't be right.)

Did you hear about the chicken that crossed the road? You did, huh?

(Oh, no. This is not going well.)

Do you know what's yellow and doesn't breathe? A dead school bus! Aaaaaaah?!?

(Now we're getting some place!)

What's black and white and read nowhere? A newspaper!

Thank you! Wocka-wocka!