29 November 2006

Geekisode 3

The creature lowered its eyes. “Oh Guardian of darkness, hear my plea if it does please you. I well know that you are not allowed to interfere with events directly. Yet I know of your desire for chaos and you know of my desire to achieve your desires. Assist me please in locating the devices I require to do your will more fully. If you provide a hint, it will be well worth the investment. As you will so shall it be done.”

This done, the Purge smiled. “Excellent.” Having been granted the information it required, it faded from view, off to achieve its new goal.


- The preceding is a preview of the novelization of ‘Compound Geeks’ episode ‘CoNIS Part Two’, which is scheduled to appear on the KTNE forums on 4-Dec-2006. -

27 November 2006

Comedy is...

Comedy is going to a ‘Toys R Us’ the evening of Black Friday and acquiring an empty PlayStation 3 box. Then, after getting said box, walking around the store while George holds the box, occasionally looking at it, and Chad and I act like nothing is special about the item in his hands. The comedy comes with watching at least a good 75% of the customers immediately find an employee so that they can ask if there are more in stock, only to be told that it was an empty box. Best yet, having an old lady get grumpy about it but not want to confront us as we sat outside the store for a moment, so she spoke up as she complained about us to her family, like we cared.

People are fun.

We still have the box.