An Open Letter to Vincent Kennedy McMahon Jr.
Dear Vince,
Oh, that sounds far too familiar; let me try that again.
Dear Mr. McMahon,
No, wait, that’s the name of your character and your character is dead. Was dead? Pretended to be dead. Whatever.
Dear Junior,
Definitely can’t start like that; it’s so disrespectful.
Starting over tomorrow.
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